So I’m trying on a new sweater I bought and I ask Jared the usual – “Does this sweater make me look fat?” Jared replies, “Well, it’s not so much the sweater that makes you look fat, it’s pretty much the fat that makes you look fat.” Okay, so I knew that anyway. When I was checking out the sweater, sadly I received the special Tuesday night senior citizens discount for people over 55. Tonight I’m fat and happy, in a sad sort of way.
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jared is fat. and rude. and sweaters make everyone look fat. that is their deal.
a sweater in september!
the only sweaters i own were gifts, and i resist wearing them as long as possible because that’s a definite sign that i hate the weather outside.
Corey – point taken for Xmas
Whoa Mia – nice backin up
was just joshing
Actually wearing a sweater is a sign that shows your not fat. Fat people dont like to wear sweaters because they feel restricting on different parts of the body (shoulders, arms, trunk, etc). That makes fat people sweat excessively and since fat people always sweat, even when their cold,they again choose not to wear sweaters. Fat people wear baggy hoodies, big tees, etc (clothes that dont confirm to the body). See you are not fat and wearing a sweater proves it. Its like seeing fat people wearing underarmor. How often do you see that? Different but same!
Wow, Joel. For the few times I’ve seen you comment on Gmack, you really have everything to say. Especially serious explanations….
http://knitlet.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/03/16/kg_maternity_sweater_37.jpg
fat
preg!