lunchbreak…not at all what i anticipated

so im driving down college road on an amazing april afternoon and up ahead i see a firetruck and a couple of police cars. traffic is beginning to back up! i still had 45 minutes left on break and all i had to do is drop off mias smoothie and then i figured i would have enough time left over to go to the driving range and hit a bucket of balls before returning to the office but not if i get stuck in traffic! so i decided to hang a right and avoid the accident drop off the smooth and id be good to go to the range.  after cutting threw dicks parking lot i run up on more traffic! once its my turn to make a louie i proceed into the turning lane. as i do this mias smoothie falls out of the cup holder (damn saturn! but wait it has it coming) and is all over the floor. everywhere! what a mobile home mess (thats very southern for a huge mess).  as traffic starts to move i take my eyes off the road for 1 second and here is what happened:

needless to say i didnt make it to the range. everybody was fine. after waiting for the police for 45 minuites i was bored out of my mind. the little kid who was in the car had a piece of yarn so i felt this was a perfect time for magic tricks! the little kids were mesmerized. i entertained the kids for the next 20 minuites with magic and jokes! after the popo left we said our good byes and i gave them my card. i think there is a good chance they will be in to purchase some flooring in the next few months (the strange thing about selling flooring is when you tell them thats what i do everyone tells me they need flooring).  Any way all else is well and after seeing the little kids eyes i definetly know what my next profession is! later in the day we cut down the dead birch in the front yard.